Finding God in All the Wrong Places

I am not a God Girl by nature. Oh, don’t get me wrong: I have turned to God when planes are bouncing in the air — air that has no business carrying them — and as many others do, I have that conversation in my mind about what I am willing to do if the Eternal He/She just gets me to the ground safely. So far, he’s kept his end of the bargain. And me? I have not.